Things I learned while at the beach this weekend:
1. Spray sunscreen provides little other than a false sense of security. I am hurting. Bad.
2. Jen Lancaster is the perfect author for beach reads, bar none. Sorry, Eric, but I had to cut you loose.
3. There will always be people bigger than you sporting bathing suits smaller than yours. And vice versa.
4. Just because you see someone in a bar that looks just like Jennifer Nettles, and you are able to convince everyone around you that it IS Jennifer Nettles does not make said person actually Jennifer Nettles. Especially if her name is Tonya.
Hope you all had a great weekend. I’m back to the real world now with my aloe vera in a holster.