"I've discovered that my own little postage stamp of native soil was worth writing about and that I would never live long enough to exhaust it."
- William Faulkner




Monday, June 8, 2009

the ology of me

FOOD-OLOGY
What is your salad dressing of choice? Greek
What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? I am LOVING Ely’s in Ridgeland. If you’re in the Jackson area, you should give it a try. Great food and great people. The tabouli salad is perfect.
What food could you eat for 2 weeks straight and not get sick of it? I don’t know of anything I could eat that long and not get tired of.
What are your pizza toppings of choice? Pepperoni, onion, mushroom, bell pepper OR tomato, mozzarella and fresh basil
What do you like to put on your toast? The other day I had a piece of toast with a little peanut butter, marshmallows and chocolate chips. I zapped it in the microwave for a few seconds, and it was amazing. Don’t judge.

TECHNOLOGY
How many televisions are in your house? Embarrassingly enough, 4. Yes, there are only 2 humans living in my house and we have twice the TVs.
What color cell phone do you have? black. And it is falling apart before my very eyes.
What does the first text message in your inbox say and who sent it? traffic alert from MDOT
Who was the last person to call you? Kell

BIOLOGY
Are you right-handed or left-handed? right
Have you ever had anything removed from your body? wisdom teeth and some weird cysts that had hair and teeth inside. Really. I am a Discovery Health special waiting to happen.
What is the last heavy item you lifted? Curtain rods

DUMB-OLOGY
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? No way Jose.
If you could change your name, what would you change it to? I like my name.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? Absolutely. Bring it.
How many pairs of flip flops do you own? 2 – black and brown
Last time you had a run-in with the cops? Never. knock on wood.
Last person you talked to in person ? Whitney
Favorite Month? November

CURRENT-OLOGY
Missing someone? Yes
Mood? content
What are you listening to? people around me talking on the phone.
Watching? Nothing – I am in a cubicle with no windows. Like a lab rat.
Worrying about? Hanging my new curtains straight

RANDOM-OLOGY
What’s the last movie you watched? The Hangover. HYSTERICAL.
Do you smile often? I think so.
Do you always answer your phone? I HATE talking on the phone.
It’s four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it? MDOT.
If you could change your eye color what would it be? green
What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic? Diet cherry
Do you own a digital camera? I do.
Have you ever had a pet fish? Yes, Ringo, named for my favorite Beatle. He died on my birthday.
Favorite Christmas song? “Carol of the Bells,” “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas,” and “O Come, O Come Emmanuel”
What’s on your wish list for your birthday? whatever.
Can you do push-ups? Probably the girly kind
Can you do a chin up? Doubt it.
Does the future make you more nervous or excited? Both I suppose
Do you have any saved texts? nope
Ever been in a car wreck? no--THANK GOODNESS. knock on wood.
Do you have an accent? Southern
What is the last song to make you cry? Don’t recall.
Plans tonight? Work out, make fruit dip and a fruit tray
Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom? yes
Name 2 things you bought yesterday. Movie tickets and popcorn
You ever been given roses? yes
Current hate right now? childish behavior from adults
Met someone who changed your life? yes
What song represents you? no idea.
What were you doing 12 AM last night? Snoozing. And a.m. by definition is not “night.”
What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? I have a dog paw in my face.

6 comments:

mary-kathryn said...

did you not learn your lesson with the popcorn last night?

LT (and Max) said...

it makes me sad that your pet fish died on your birthday. how did i not know this? i feel like i don't even know you.

have so much fun in NY. i'm so j.

Courtney and Jason G. said...

teeth and HAIR?

omg.

Anonymous said...

swart,

those cysts were internal twins. how many were there? you're like dwight, absorbing the other fetuses that were in the womb with you. I'm not kidding. it is a medical reality. look it up. internal twins.

now you know the answer to yaya's age old inquiry: if you were a twin, which one would you be?

mystery solved!

i mailed your birthday present today, but don't open it till your birthday!

-claire

mary straton said...

you bet i did. the corn was not for me - it was for the big guy.

Heather said...

where did you get new curtains?
totally in the market.
thanks.

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